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Re: Joke Section

Post by Jason on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:32 am

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Allie on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:34 am

funny!


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Re: Joke Section

Post by DAK on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:35 am

hahahahahahahahahahahahah


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Jason on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:37 am

LOL THIS ISNT A JOKE BUT IT MAY BE MY NEW AVATAR!!!


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Admin~SUZI~ on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:38 am

HAHA....wat is pwned???plz tell me....


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Re: Joke Section

Post by DAK on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:39 am

ya put it as ur avitar


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Jason on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:39 am

it means u got beat really bad


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Jason on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:40 am

like... if you win 100-0 in volleyball... they just got pwned


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Admin~SUZI~ on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:40 am

OOOHH!!...hhmm i need to use that whenever we win a vball game...


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Jason on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:41 am

like my avatar??? lol!


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Re: Joke Section

Post by DAK on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:42 am

im captin Jake Swalloes


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Jason on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:43 am



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Re: Joke Section

Post by Jason on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:43 am

yes im looking up pwned on google images ^_^


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Re: Joke Section

Post by Admin~SUZI~ on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:43 am

poor cat...


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Re: Joke Section

Post by DAK on Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:45 am

por jason hes so bored hes looking up pwned


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