im making this section in dedication to Chuck Norris, so we can tell Chuck Norris jokes and learn new ones......im gunna make some now!!!! =)

Now some people refer to these Chuck Norris Jokes as "Chuck Norris Quotes" or "Chuck Norris Facts". These people are simply true believers. To them, these best Chuck Norris jokes are more than funny quotes, they are Facts. To these dedicated few, No matter how ridiculous or absurd these jokes may seem, they are all 100% true. Believe it.

-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

i am going to be poasting 5 of these as a time.....just something to laugh at =P

i wanna poast 1 more for the day!

chuck norris can pass a sobriety test while hes under the influence
made bye jason®

-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

hope this makes your day better!!!!!

cuck norris is sueing law and order cuze those are the leagal names of his fists

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-Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine "Chuck Norris." When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it's bruised remains into Google Dark.

-Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick.

-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

sorry, i got carried away!

loooooooooooooooooooool

-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

ok now im done! i just wanted 160 poasts! sorry!

this is awsome

DAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

Chuck Norris can kill Jet Le without even thinking about it